February 2012
Bread Scene.
senecacranessexybeard:
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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charmlikeadeadslug:
whenever my mom screams for me to come down stairs, I think of all the ways she could have found my blog.
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
→ a crown of gold and a heart of stone: Signed... →
eversdeens:
http://eversdeens.tumblr.com/:
As a thank you for hitting 500 followers, I’ve decided to give away a signed picture of Jennifer Lawrence (the photo is on quality photo paper), and The Hunger Games book movie-edition (DISCLAIMER: only the picture is signed by Jennifer, the book…
EXCLUSIVE NEW STILL FROM THE HUNGER GAMES
baker-swag:
josheeta:
peetasfakeleg:
OMFG LOTTIE
TROLOLOLOLOLLOL
THE SOUND THAT ESCAPED MY LIPS WAS NOT NATURAL.
Holy crap. Someone at school is on my Tumblr account and keeping me logged in on a computer at my school. What a pain in the ass.
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intricateorganizedchaos replied to your post: OK. Slightly terrified and slightly weirded out of…
but, don’t you have to sign *in* to a computer at school with a certain username/pw? once someone turns the computer off, it shouldn’t keep your tumblr logged in.. and they typically don’t leave computers on overnight.. just a thought.
Check out the post before that…
OK. Slightly terrified and slightly weirded out of not logging out of Tumblr at school. Oh God.
Hi
You forgot to logout of your account. Have a great day!
-students in class
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
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hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
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imperativa:
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